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Funny Kid Stories ContinuedI am a day care provider and have been for 11 years. And we all know that no one appreciates a day care provider because we are at home and since we are at home, we're really not at a real job' Even the kids think so and this proves it. To pass the time on winter days the children sit and go through the Christmas flyers and catalogs to see the latest toys and what not. They always ask 'Can you buy this for me?" I always reply that I really don't have enough money to buy that toy maybe Santa or Grandma will buy it for you. Well ,after about the 10th time in one week one little boy asked me the same question after looking at some expensive toy in the wish book. "Will you buy this for me?' I replyed as usual, "Joe, I really don't have enough money for that toy." He replied , "Well, maybe you should get a job! You know where you work and get paid like my mom, yeah, you could work with my mom at her office, but you can't work with my dad cause that's just for guys! Or you could work at a toy store, that'd be good." Sooooooooo I guess maybe someday I'll have to get a REAL job!!!!!!!!Debbie When my son started little league, he could not hit the ball for anything. About the fifth game my husband could not go, but he told our son he wanted to hear all about the game when he got home.After the game we went home and he ran into the house yelling "Daddy! Daddy! I got three hits today!" Pointing to his shoulder, his arm and his foot respectively, he exclaimed "I got hit here, here and here!" This is a true story---My grandson who has cerebral Palsy wants to be a Chef when he grows Up...Well One day he decided to make him and his brother and sister some sandwiches...so here's his recipe for Grilled Cheese sandwiches... 2-slices of brown bread makes sure it is brown not white 1-piece of cheese... Butter Put butter on bread...put cheese on the inside of the 2 pieces of bread.. Make sure toaster it set on # 6 Put sandwich in slots....Wait until smoke comes out of the toaster...................Then call Mama... This is about my son - Adrian, who was 3 years old story. One day, Adrian was having a fewer, so I brough him to my office, when we were in the office, I took some colouring books for him, and told him that I will photostate the picture for him to colour. So, I asked him to choose which picture he wants? So, he choose "monkey". Then, when I on the photostate mahcine, he looks so innocent, and asked me, "mommy, what is this?", I said, "this is the photostate machine, which can help you to reprint any documents you want." "Oh...." sound like understood what I was trying to tell him. When I pressed the "start" button, the sound and the light came out from the machine, he was so excited that when he saw the paper was sucked in by the photostate machine, and the paper came out together with the "monkey" from the other side of machine, he was jumping, smiling and looked at me, and asked "mommy, let me see the book, is the "monkey" still in the book?" I smiled and shown him and said, "Yes." Then, he just walked away to do his coloring. Children are so cute and innocence, don't you agree. Last year when I was getting married I had everything planed out. My 7 year old sister was going to be my flower girl, Taylor my little brother who was 5 at the time was going to my ring bearer. And the other 6 brothers and sisters were going to be in it too. But when it came down to asking Taylor if he would be in my wedding he said "NO!". So I asked my little cousin Conner and he said yes. But I still asked Taylor every day up until the night before the wedding. That night I stayed at my Mom's and Taylor wanted to sleep with me. And I asked him again, "Please be in my wedding! You will walk on the other side of dad. He told me no again. Then the morning of the wedding I asked him once more and he said "No because he did not want to see Greg (My soon to be husband) take off all of his clothes". I laughed and told him that would not happen, but he did not care. Then after the wedding we went to Mom's and Taylor told me he was so happy that no one took their clothes off. I have no clue where he got that idea from to this day. Submitted by: Sondra Johnston Green 8/8/99 While I was working in daycare, the cook had made a tasty stew for lunch. One little boy got excited and said there were bugs in his stew. I went to him and explained there were NO bugs in the stew, what he saw floating in the bowl was a spice called thyme. He was unconvinced so I took a spoonful and ate it, explaining that I would not like to eat bugs and because I was eating the stew, there were definitely NO bugs in it! Finally, after several spoonsful taken by me he was convinced...or so I thought...as I went to another table I heard him whisper to another child sitting next to him, "LOOK, THAT ONE'S EATING MY POTATO!"...................I made him a peanut butter sandwich!!!! Submitted by: Valerie Slaunwhite 8/22/99 More... |
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